Ordering the largest, strongest, cheapest drink.
My first tinder date in Bristol
The truth hurts.
And I bloody love a pavement
And where to find them
A modern vomitorium
Follow the girl shaped blur…
Australia = Arse
1 x soiled dress later
7 hours in San Francisco airport and counting…
Could I really marry a Yankee doodle?
He’d be good for you, he has a smart haircut, he has a face.