It may disappoint you to know, I’ve deleted tinder.
A Jacobs cracker of a first date back on the scene
So get off the god dam floor
A spoonful of sugar…
But all you know is crazy
If you could stop going on about it
Or no dance would do actually
and why its fucking brilliant
What it means to be a gal
A single gals blow by blow account of the most romantic day of the year.
Ordering the largest, strongest, cheapest drink.
My first tinder date in Bristol